Slow-walker

A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.
OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.
by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022
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The Slow Pack

The act of intentionally packing up your belongings and leaving an establishment in a slower than usual manner, in hopes of resuming a conversation that you had with someone you were interested in or attracted to from beforehand.
I was chatting up this cute biddie before recitation, I think she wanted me to ask her for her number, becuase we both did The Slow Pack after class, but I was too big of a pussy and went home instead.
by KTO1 February 18, 2018
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collective slow

When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.
I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collective slow.
by ithamore November 13, 2006
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slow cheat

The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship
I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM
by Bodega Dave February 01, 2022
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Slow Slide

Winning an election slowly but definitively.
In 2020, Biden won slowly, but after all the votes were counted he won by a significant margin. It was a Slow Slide to victory.
by Word Ranch November 06, 2020
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Slow up

Comparable to "hold on" or "hold up". Said in a state of confusion to someone saying something that you not quite following.
"Did you know birds die when they have sex?"
"No, really?"
"Yeah, well the one I fucked did."
"Slow up, what?"
by Kaperonis September 05, 2021
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