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sloth rag

When you mop your bloody Mary up and wring it back into your glass.
Tdog never had a bloody Mary just sloth rags, so he could always serve himself
by Zeke_89 May 14, 2018
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sloth bear syndrome

A sense of perceiving everything and everyone as a threat no matter how friendly or diplomatic they seem, this is obviously taken from an attribute of a sloth bear; where it considers any animal a threat due to the past experiences of being hunted often

(This example is mimicking Escape from tarkov since I can't think of better examples)
PMC 1 : That player scav spots me from a mile away and starts shooting I didn't even try to look like a threat!
PMC 2 : They probably have sloth bear syndrome from being attacked too much by other player scavs
by Cursed_Spoon May 3, 2023
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Sloth

Fat,Retarted,Slow,Lazy, a Tool,Ugly,an Animal (crazy)
by Cocky_Party June 17, 2016
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Sloth

A person that has a slower pace of life. They are that friend that’s main habitat is the couch and are often found ‘slothing’ round. They are your unemployed friend on a Tuesday and their spirit animal is the slow mammal.
That person seems so dumb, not much going on between those ears”

Yeah bro they are such a sloth”
by Jadoes November 30, 2023
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Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.
She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."
by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025
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costa rican sloth whistle

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.
I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle
by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018
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Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.
Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!
by curtkolbane November 2, 2014
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