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Skid mark

Oh look there’s a skid mark in my underwear… jk it’s jack rudnicki!
by Jigglytits June 2, 2022
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Fat skid.

A person so rude and smelly that it defies the laws of physics. Self centered and would sell their granny for a dime. Smells of shit so bad even a fly wouldn't land in them. A turd so big that a t rex would have to get stitches after taking such a huge turd.
That guy was so rude. What total fat skid. What a total piece of shit !
by Skippy the shit distirber. September 18, 2021
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Skid

A person who is retarded and mentally unsmart
Hey bro your a skid, u got me raided in so mad at u ur so retarted.
by ItzGoogleGhost June 9, 2016
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Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.
Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!
by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021
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A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH

WHEN SOMEONE GETS RUN OVER BY A TROPHY TRUCK AND HE IS MISSING TEETH
WACKO LOST ALL HIS TEETH FROM A SKID PLATE BELONGING TO THE HONKEY GAS PUMPER

A SKID PLATE WITH TEETH
by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022
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Skid row

When you kick someone’s ass so bad they look like they belong on skid row, they look like a homeless drug addict who lives on the streets.
I kicked Johns ass so bad, put him on skid row. I beat the shit out of joe, he looks like he is on skid row.
by I had intercorse with your dad December 29, 2022
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Skid rowish

A person who is unemployed, still lives with their mother or couch surfs. A person of the gutter. A vagabond, a broke bum, a scrub. They belong on skid row.
Nah girl, he ain’t fo you. I’m getting a skid rowish vibe from him.
by Karaya August 3, 2021
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