ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.
Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.
by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016
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Skating fingers

When you go skating and the cartilage in your fingers start to harden.
Person 1: Bruh, my fingers feel like they gon explode.
Person 2: Naw fammy, you just got skating fingers.
by alicepancakes February 10, 2019
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skate wilson

Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom
Friend: you know skate Wilson

Other Friend: no why

Friend: he’s a great kid lol xd
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do YOU even skate?

Meaning, not only am I not what you called me, I’m fucking better than you so get on your knees little bitch. An phrase to establish dominance, usually said after flipping something. Commonly used by “real” “niggas”.
Jim: “ hey reqeese I heard you didn’t make the basketball team”
Requisite: “ do YOU even skate?”
Jim: *sucks risk’s dick
Lyle: “nigga moment
by RakeRackRerusalem May 10, 2019
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skate

by bichlasagnabich May 15, 2021
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Skate

Skate
by Driver1728 March 13, 2020
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Skates

Tuam/Galway slang for shoes

It is pronounced Shkates with a softer A to emphasize that you are talking about shoes and not roller skates or ice skates

Comparable to other slang words like Crepes which also refer to shoes and not a type of french pancake
Person 1: Sham, those are some fresh new skates
Person 2: Thanks man, they're fresh out the box too
Person 1: Where can I get some J1s like that
Person 2: Sure you can get them anywhere online for a good price if you search hard enough!
by Guywegian April 11, 2021
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