shrek roleplay

The act of plugging your eyebrows and then getting horny because they look so good, while having green stuff on your face

"Yesterday I had such a relaxing evening, I even did Shrek Roleplay

by Ftfo February 1, 2017

Shrek-Tastic

An action that is so holy and pure, that our great lord SHREK decides to send many blessings upon those who completed the action.

An adjective that you use when you are at a loss of words

Yo man, I just did a shrek-tastic front flip... I feel the blessing already!

by The Shrek Lover September 21, 2017

dylan and shrek

the cutest couple that ever walked the face of the earth = everyone wants to be them because they have so much love for each other & can overcome every single obstacle that is thrown in their way. plus, they are extremely sexy in the bedroom = if you know what i mean!

dylan and shrek are so cute together!

by love youu July 2, 2008

Shrek Cocktail

When someone busts a load into someone else's ear canal, then the person with the load pours it into the mouth of the one who busted the load.

Did you see Janet give James a Shrek Cocktail.

by Xomous March 29, 2022

Shrek's Swamp

An infestation of herpes in the anus.

I think I want a refund. That hooker had Shrek's Swamp.

by Justin a Heartbeat March 26, 2011

Shrek 2

The best movie of all time containing the best movie soundtrack of all time

Rick: I don;t have much money, but i can give you Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD and three Justin Bieber Cd's for it.
Stan: Shrek 2 Directors Cut DVD? That's a bargain! Here you go.

by LifeIsFutile October 26, 2018

watchin shrek

A term used between guys, code for wacking off

Guy 1 :"Hey man watd u do all weekend?"
Guy 2 :"My mom was in New York all weekend so i spent the time watchin shrek"
Guy 1: "Nice Bro"
Dumb Bitch: "Who the fuck still watches shrek"

by The Infamous Lewski, yeah thats rite its me August 10, 2006