Shanta - the act or acts of taking feces of any species, but the impression is that whomever is going to play Shanta Clause that evening, is the one who’s feces is gift wrapped. Ideal opportunity to pull this off would be, the next time you know someone throwing a house party, you show up with party favors, beers, food, etc! Now I find it best to be prepared before any action starts because it’s possible that you might have to abandon the mission if things go awry. You want to wrap the Shanta in wax paper and begin manipulating it to look like a frozen beef patty or a piece of chicken, when finished begin wrapping the Shanta in tin foil, this is the best disguise ever! A few creases in the right spots and it looks like it was meant to be there. It’s time for your move, the Shanta is cupped in your hand and out of site, you make your move to get another beer and ask if anyone else needs one and while all this is going on, you gracefully slip in the Shanta Burger amongst the rest of the frozen products. Now it’s, your guess is as good as mine and just a matter of hanging out and see what happens each day! Because unless there’s a plan to grill burgers, they probably won’t be thawing anything out. It’s unfortunate that Shanta Clause doesn’t always get to see the reactions because you just never know when it could happen! Nothing puts a hamper on your day like finding a Shanta in with your cookout cornucopia! Or better yet, your Christmas stocking.
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Man we went over to the Meyer’s house last night for a party and it was out of control, all the alcohol that WE bought for this, has either been pounded or stolen! I’ve got an idea, these are Meyer’s douchebag friends right, they want to be disrespectful and take advantage of our kindness, well I believe Christmas is coming early this summer boys, and I have a feeling Shanta Clause is going to be a very busy!
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