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Shannon and Matthew

A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.

A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.

A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.

Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!

Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
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Alex Shannon

A wool who says he's scouse.
Hi I'm Alex Shannon
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shannon chua

the cutest, funniest most beautiful person inside and out. she's so sweet and anyone would be lucky to know her, she's very talented and smart and amazes everyone around her with everything she does !
by rachael l <3 September 9, 2021
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Shannon

A person who creates a lot of drama
“She's such a Shannon
by Shannon_08 November 29, 2023
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Shannon Neil

The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you happier than anyone alive, sucks cock like a pornstar and loves like no other, from the moment you’ll meet her you’ll want to marry her the moment you meet her, so hold on and never let go.
That girl I met last night she’s a real Shannon neil
by Shnsbf July 23, 2022
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Shannon Stone

Shannon stone was a dad who caught a baseball for his and nearly died
by potato_incorporation April 20, 2023
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Shannon

Male Shannons in general, commonly known as the "ladyboy" of the friend group, this individual tends to be gentle by nature, introverted and very submissive, is as pale as a corpse, hair of a corner working hooker and will tend to follow your surroundings where ever you go so be weary, commonly facial features of a weak chinned communist Korean with beautiful soft fingers with a hint of talent to art (i think you can figure where this was going). If you figured all fireman rush to urgency, wait till you see this fella dance down a pole, we all love and appreciate our Shannons tubby figure but personally from a distance, love ya bud and happy Hanukkah

(for context, these people tend to drive a craptiva, possibly a Prius more commonly richer shannons but 9 times outta 10 a subaru with a homemade 6 inch exhaust compensating for something along with our Aidan friends)

if you find you this person tell him, " PISS BACK TO THE GAY BAR DAMN COMMI LADY BOY"
"dude do you see *Shannon* over there? he keeps following me."

"yeah complete fag has being carrying wood behind you pretty boy"
"hate that guy, hate Aidan more tho"
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