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Crippled seagull

Cultivated by Tom in the welsh valleys during World war 2 evacuation in his school days, this is the act of getting two lesbians behind a bike shed pecking at one another’s clitorises whilst the male runs circles around them flapping their arms squawking and throwing his ejaculation into the air, whilst Two bouncing grannies watch and tut from a distance.
Some people like to feed bread to seagulls, I like to throw ejaculate at them hence the crippled seagull
by Welshytom June 12, 2020
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Porch seagull

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls
by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020
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justin_seagull1_

a amazing fanpage! Don’t ask who wrote this- lol there videos are funny 😂😂
I love justin_seagull1_
by dynamitekookies April 29, 2021
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justin_seagull1_

this acc is literally the best bts fp ever! They are always on my fyp! 😝
justin_seagull1_Is then best no cap!
by dynamitekookies April 29, 2021
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Rumbo Seagull

When you flex so hard and no one asked, but you proceed to tell everyone they are poor. Name for your Weiner. The owner of the biggest guild in Eso, whose cock is bigger than a bob cat and if you didn't know you haven't been rumbo seagulled yet.
Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.

Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
by Rumbo's Bitch April 30, 2021
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Rumbo Seagull

when you flex so hard, when no one asked but you proceed to telling them how poor they are. The Size of your Weiner while riding a bobcat. The Leader of ESO's biggest guild and the size of rumbo's enormous cock, if you didn't know then you haven't been rumbo'd yet.
Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.

Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.
by Rumbo's Bitch April 30, 2021
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ULA Seagull

Killing Starships
Rude
Horny
Shitting on MidBay all day long
by MidBay May 7, 2021
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