Seattle Sprinkler

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?
by Xippo June 07, 2024
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Seattle fever

A phenomenon in which a newcomer visiting Seattle for the first time in July or August becomes fanatically enamored with the city, not appreciating how cold, dark, and wet the rest of the year will be.
Shelly has a bad case of Seattle fever. She’ll move here and be chronically depressed by November.
by shanester1979 December 25, 2023
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Seattle shot glass

The act of urinating into into a gaping butthole and then sucking it out
Bro Conner told me he gave Jenna i Seattle shot glass at the party last Friday
by Roxxii March 27, 2022
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seattle stare

A defensive tactic for pedestrians in Seattle. Stare straight ahead, do not make eye contact. If someone speaks to you, keep walking.
The homeless man tried to beckon to the bearded hipster, but the hipster had his Seattle stare fixed on some indefinite object about 200 yards in the distance.
by RazorEm December 14, 2017
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Seattle Sound Check

He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
by Xero Danger February 22, 2025
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Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 03, 2018
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Seattle Supersonic

Not to be confused with the former NBA team.

Save up your spunk for at least two weeks so your load is more viscous. A Seattle Supersonic is when you have intercourse and then you pull out and shoot a load into the reciever's ear. Hopefully, you give the reciever an ear infection. That is the way to make sure this method works.
My dream is to give Tyler, the Creator's gigantic ass ears a Seattle Supersonic!
by kimchijames March 23, 2024
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