Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
by Afakename June 27, 2024
Get the Seattle spoon wheelmug. by CrazyJelqer June 27, 2025
Get the Seattle Seagullmug. by Johnson Bisnaga August 21, 2019
Get the seattle yodelmug. When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.
by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023
Get the Seattle surrendermug. Just got off my Flight to Boston and now my lady is insisting that I take a Flight to Seattle. I just got off the plane and already have jet lag, can't this wait till the morning?!
by avah12 November 23, 2015
Get the Flight to Seattlemug. The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.
Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"
Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."
Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."
by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020
Get the Seattle Saltmug. It's just like normal sex, except sometimes you get stuck halfway through and the Fire Department has to help you get off.
"Janet, how was your weekend?"
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."
by AccidentalCider October 1, 2014
Get the Seattle momug.