John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude
by bleu0000000000 August 09, 2024
you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019
The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."
We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.
by mattfromseattle August 15, 2022
by Blueberrywaffles69 June 06, 2024
A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.
"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"
"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
by Camwood October 22, 2023
This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.
by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 27, 2018
The coolest and craziest kids living in Seattle. Mostly graduating in 2021, the seattle squad is known for partying, smoking loads of dope and having obsurd alcohol tolerances. Most members have thousands of followers on Instagram and are envied by their peers. It’s a widely accepted fact that getting ‘in’ with this group is almost impossible, as they are all well aware of the amount of social climbers out there. The girls are basically nice but the guys are assholes. They are known for protecting each other, even if they’re not close, they act like a gang.
“Oh my god are you _____ from the Seattle squad?”
“Yeah why...”
“Nothing I’ve just heard so much about you. I think i follow you on Instagram or something”
“You have no clue how many times I’ve heard that before....”
“Yeah why...”
“Nothing I’ve just heard so much about you. I think i follow you on Instagram or something”
“You have no clue how many times I’ve heard that before....”
by seattlegirl101 September 24, 2018