Plastic scouser

A wannabe scouser that usually has thick black eyebrows to cover her massive forehead. She will usually smoke with her one friend outside Aldi to try and ‘look hard’ they tend to have bad commitment issues and get ‘pissed’ off when they don’t get what they want

Omg have you see her eyebrows she must be a plastic scouser

by R1ley January 9, 2019

scusslemobutt

a mother fucking fat bastard with scabby anal warts covering his entire face, who uses his bitch as ass wipe and steals her clothes to give as presents to his new hooning bitch

Charlie...need i say more....woohaha

by Melecky_B July 18, 2003

scouser

people from liverpool. A scouser is usually very nice and welcoming

I'm a scouser and im proud of it

by MrPlastikman November 19, 2016

Sauseege

The act of sticking your penis in a hole through a sausage or a hot dog, and then getting a blowjob.

Me and Stacy sauseeged last night with the leftovers.

by Daniel Desario May 14, 2018

Scussy

Referring to the scaly female sex organs of a Dragon or Wyvern.

The dragon flying overhead has a large and flapping scussy.

by Thestynk September 12, 2021

scuze

as opposed to scuse this term is used only in mundane useless situations but require something being said. By definition scuze means "excuse me" but in actual use it becomes something totally different

driver: why do i hear kissing coming from the back seat?

..... (smooch, smooch)

driver: .....SCUZE!!!!
(bam hits a tree and kills everyone)!!!!! HAHA FUCK YOU<-god

man: yeah fucked samantha so hard last night!!!
girl: SCUZE!!!! (smack)

by watching matchine September 5, 2007

e'scuze me

A disease in which the victim cannot stop P Poppin. E'scuze me usually lasts up to a necessary amount of days to get enough sexin' into your schedule. If you attempt at refusing E'scuze me p poppin, you get a life sentence of P in da Butt for the rest of your living days.

Last night, Shoniqua took some medicine for the severe "e'scuze me" disease and out of no where, Quib P'd in her Butt.

by shaniquaANDdarellFOREVER October 1, 2007