Scrumpy

When you take a dump and it scratches you on the way out. Commonly happens after eating large quantities of corn.

"Oh man, I'm going to need a whole lotta' toilet paper after passing this scrumpy!"

"Quick, some aspirin! I'm having a scrumpy!"

by toounit May 9, 2009

scrumptulescence

1.) The state of scrumptulescentness.

2.) Possesses scrumptulescent qualities.

He reached a state of scrumptulescence.

by Greg7XC December 2, 2004

scrumptioulescent

Simply amazing or great.

"That was simply scrumptioulescent!"

by GGGGGGGG Unit February 3, 2008

scrumpetaroo

A scrumpet with a flag or other waving device, cheering for a team as yet undefined.

The scrumpetaroo says "Go Bears!"

by Dezmodude December 9, 2008

Scrumpa

1. One who is so set in their own ways that nothing else matters much.

2.Too lazy and bum like to get off their ass.

3. One who can sleep past noon almost everyday.

Lia wanted the honey so bad that she grabbed the hive, even though the bees were crawling all over her. Lia, was being a scrumpa.

Scrumpa, no scrumpin.

by Illgrove April 1, 2010

Scrumpette

An attractive woman who you want to take home and "eat out".

She's quite the scrumpette, wouldn't mind growling her all night.

by GeeDerp August 20, 2011

scrumpus

vinesauce's wiggles name

"Scrumpus Pu"

by twitter.com June 15, 2019