Blue Screen Bitch

In an FPS video game, mainly Halo 2 - Somebody that has bad host and induces the game to 'lag out' and goes into a blank blue screen for a period of time. This can also be used by n00bs against a sinlge team to make them stop moving which enables the other team to kill them while in this state.

OMG Smithy you blue screen bitch...Thats the only way you can get a fucking kill!

by J0YCIE November 3, 2006

Sean Avery-Screen

The act of waving your hands/stick/body around like a Goon in front of The Opposing Goaltender until They get really, really, really Frustrated and distracted by your incredible ability to be an asshole.

-Works in any team sporting event. results may vary, including getting the shit beat out of you.

Well, I have absolutely no offensive talent in hockey, So, being the meathead that I am, i'm just going to do a Sean Avery-Screen, and flail my stick and body in front of this Asshole until he gives up.

by black man 2012 June 5, 2010

Screen of azure doom

Another term for the BSOD or blue screen of doom.

Damn, this....evil screen of azure DOOM has plagued my computer for the LAST TIME.

by PH34R June 23, 2004

brown screen of death

When someone defecates on the keyboard of your brand new macbook and closes the lid.

My room mate is late with rent so I gave him the brown screen of death while he was at work.

by The Eighth Empire February 2, 2008

White Screen of Death

The screen that appears if you are curious enough to watch a VHS tape beyond the credits. It shows a screen after a few minutes of a blank screen, usually white or black, and has a beep noise like in a test pattern. They usually show up for a few minutes and then goes back to a blank screen, or continues until the tape is ended by static. No one knows what the purpose of them are as of yet. I guess they had to be cheap, they could of just showed a screen saying "End of VHS tape, please press stop" but no, they had to show something irritating and horrifying.

TV: "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep"

Friend: "What the hell is that noise?"

Me: "Oh, its the White screen of death, I forgot to shut the VHS off, I guess it woke both of us up. That movie was boring."

Friend: "Whats a White Screen of Death?"

Me: "Its what is on the TV right now, no one knows what it means."

Adult: "It means the movie is over! Damn, you kids don't know nothing!"

Me: "No, there has to be a more logical explanation for them!"

by Teevo March 25, 2008

Blue Screen of Death

a simple error that happens to morbidly outdated or cheap PCs.

The solution to this is to restart the computer.

This particular error message has been hyped up by Mac users to legendary proportions.

i personally have experianced the Blue Screen of Death once in the last 14 years of using PCs.

I do not know anyone who experiances this error message on a yearly basis.

It happened when i got a major virus because i didnt get any antivirus.

by apocolyps6 July 1, 2009

turn of screen time

Screen time is such A fucking terrible thing and for most of our parents love it like to turn it of and have our freedom is impossible and it fucks with teens or kids and honestly we all want freedom I don’t give a shit on how long it’s going to take well alaawa find a way to not have it like to turn it of it’s like 47 calls cuz I always hang up

That one kid who doesn’t have screen time :wanna play Roblox

Me with the screen time :sure let me ask.screams to dad* can you turn of screen time my friend is here

The bitch who won’t turn it off: NO!
Me in my brain :I’m going to put him in a nursing home !

by MISH GURL YURRRRR November 20, 2021