Jessica Saturday

Super caring and fun. She’s athletic, dorky, and weird. She plays stupid games on the computer that waste her time and plays with her dogs. atom 2 things about her is she isn’t pretty nor she can sing. She sounds like a rat threw up. Most importantly is her personality- she cares for her friends and family so much so if u ever find a Jessica Saturday- make sure to keep her.

Omg- have you SEEN Jessica Saturday’s post?

by Ummm...yeahhhh May 20, 2018

Wet Saturday

When you make your girlfriend cum 100 time by midnight.

Bae you think our anniversary what until we have our first wet Saturday.

by Larrico April 17, 2021

saturday

a day in the week

"ME: UUUUUH MUUUUUUM IS IT SATURDAY YET"
"MOM: FUCK OFF JEFFERY U HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL ITS THIRSDAY U IDIOT"

by 2harts March 1, 2017

Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.

Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

Saturdays Are For The Boyz

Its when you ignore any girlz in yo life, so you can post up wit da boyz on Saturdays.

YO GIRL: Can we have a romantic dinner?
YOU: LITERALLY Saturdays Are For The Boyz
YO GIRL: Why can't we have a Saturday?
YOU: Becuz I'm not Hayden

by DairyQueen30 May 23, 2017

Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.

by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

Sneaks Saturday

i dunno man sneaks saturday

ITS SNEAKS SATURDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by cattooooooooooh November 10, 2020