Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.

Sam is Gay, annoying and fucked in the head.

by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms

Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.

by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018

Sam

Just a massive cunt

My mate Sam is a cunt

by -God420 December 6, 2019

Sam

The female equivalent to a Kyle.

If your name is Samantha, but you go by Sam, chances are you are a Kyle.

That Sam chick is such a Kyle ! She acts like she's all that and treats her bf's like crap but still thinks she's a good person.

by Don't trust me, I'm not a doc April 3, 2020

Sam

He comes off as a rapist, but he is a very nice person.

"Sam has a 4 inch penis."

by DaddyIsaiah November 2, 2017

Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.

Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.

by Broome123 May 16, 2016

Sam

The girl version of Sam, short for Samantha, refers to a hot girl who's really good at giving blowjobs. She has a small but hot body and knows how to pleasure a man better than anyone else.

That girl is really hot.. I bet her name's Sam.

by dougcrazyxmultiple November 30, 2015