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Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.
Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'
by idealismfosho January 4, 2010
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Sucking Corporate Dick

When a person with enough money and more than enough fame (often devoid of talent) decides to sell out their life work for a few million more. More prevalent now than ever, the corporate cock sucker will stop at nothing and go those extra few miles for a slurp of that money dick.

Nowadays, the music world is so intertwined with the corporate world, the term, Sucking Corporate Dick, can apply to almost every act or artist in the top 20 (At any one time)
That fucking asshole Will.i.am just sold out even more by becoming "director of creativity" at global technology firm, Intel. If there is a better example of "Sucking Corporate Dick" than him, I will eat my fucking hat... bro
by Franky The Tout January 26, 2011
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sport stacking

An awesome sport where you stack cups up and down in a particular way. Only done by awesome people that have awesome speed, awesome hand eye co-ordination, and most of the time no life. The less of a life you have, the better you are.
People that can't do sport stacking just dis the people that can because they're jealous and claim they sped the video up.
Somebody that does sport stacking is called a "Stacker"
Stacker: My record in sport stacking is under 7 seconds!

Jealous guy: Yeah right, prove it

Stacker: Sure (does it in under 7 seconds)

Jealous guy: ...you sped it up.
by Simoneister December 19, 2008
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sucking-chest-wound

Noun,
A US Military term for a special kind of upper-torso wound (usually combat related) caused mostly by bullet-projectiles or sharpnel, which punctures/damages the lungs/chest cavity in such a way as to create an amazing (but often fatal) condition whereas the victim is in essence breathing air(inhaling & exhaling)through the hole in his chest. It's rare, but if you ever get a chance to see one, it's pretty darn cool.
Note: To treat this wound, one waits for the poor sucker to exhale, then covers the wound with a piece of platic. As the victim inhales (sucks-in) hopefully the air-sucking pulls the plastic tight into the wound and forms sort of a rudimentary air-locking seal.
We've got to get Sanchez to the crashwak ASAP; poor bastard's got himself a sucking-chest-wound.
by goodcop8 December 10, 2006
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Marlboro Lights sucking bastards

Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards
by Snake July 9, 2004
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smacking

When someone has taken ecstacy and after the energetic facet of the drug has worn down, the user feels like they want to sleep. They could even sleep on the ground in the middle of the city. Usually comes as an after-effect of a really energetic night then a few hours later you feel really tired. Probably because the energy is coming from no-where and your adrenal glands are putting out energy they don't have.
'What's wrong man?'
'Awww fuck I'm smacking hard.'
by Erin Hellyeah May 29, 2008
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shacking off

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)
I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.
by slyvester August 10, 2006
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