One whom has M.E, or myalgic encephalomeylitis. One who is tired most of the time, but when well can perform feats of impossibility.
by supermegamentalsam March 18, 2008

You're such a sam.
by pizza boy lovvvvvah August 17, 2011

13 and a half inch cock, 4 around and can use it like no other. a compleat sex god. thats why he cant run fast like most. he has two brains and uses them for everything.
by stacy h September 4, 2010

by PooterTang November 26, 2006

she is a girl with long brown hair and brown eyes. she's tall and loves god. good soccer and track.o i hate people who thinks that they are all that, i love my family and friends. anyways Sam is amazing in every way! she loves the outdoors and goes deer hunting with her dad. i can be loud sometimes but that's okay. she wont date someone that i quiet. it annoys me extremely bad. she loves to hangout at football games and other events
Philippians 4:13<3
Philippians 4:13<3
by SamLeigh October 26, 2011

by EwSamButtChin February 17, 2009

A person with an unusually large ego whose thoughts are usually aimed towards masturbation and women. This person usually is with many women at a time. This person is also known to be a douche by his friends and to spread lies and can never keep a secret. He also brags excessively about his masturbation habits. This person also has received many blows to the groin area from women that he has cheated on.
Person 1: Woah dude, they broke up again. That dude's been with so many women!
Person 2: Ya I know right. He is totally a Sam.
Person 2: Ya I know right. He is totally a Sam.
by blogger453 February 19, 2013
