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spaghetti duo

by grogmister October 20, 2021
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A spaghetti balloon

The act of shoving spaghetti noodles in the hood of a uncircumcised man's fore skin, squeezing his penis making the noodles crush Then blowing into the hood making it expand then popping it
"Dude, circumcisions are too expensive, why not a spaghetti balloon?"
by G. O April 21, 2016
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Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.
The comfort or rest to a tiring day.
by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022
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Itchy Spaghetti

An itchy sensation caused by friction between pubic hair and sensitive skin on or around the genitals.
Tucker: Man... *scratch scratch*
Todd: What's bothering you bro?
Tucker: Well, you see I got this itch...
Todd: You must have Itchy Spaghetti.
by PhallusTangledByPubes September 30, 2012
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Spaghetti O'd

That red ring you get around your cock when you fuck your girl on her period.
"Bro, wtf. I fucked my girl last night and it left a red ring around my cock" "Dude, you got Spaghetti O'd"
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Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.
She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.
by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021
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mayonnaise on spaghetti

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti
Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.
by IlikeMilk October 2, 2014
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