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academic smurfing

Academic smurfing encompasses a wide variety of situations, but they're all a tactic used by a GPA whore.
Common examples of academic smurfing:
A student fluent in a foreign language, such as French, retaking the whole language from the easiest class, in this case, French 1, so they can easily get As in their 4 years of taking that language.

A student who has qualified for AP Calculus BC, but instead choosing to take AP Statistics or AP Calculus AB, as they are perceived to be easier AP classes. This highly depends on the school curriculum and prerequisites. Some schools have students take Calc AB before taking Calc BC. See booster.

A student dropping an honors/AP class and swapping it for another AP/honors/regular class the moment they get less than an A- on the first test, so they could protect their GPA and increase their chances of ending up with an A. See GPA whore

Pop a Smurf 

To take an Adderall pill. Adderall is blue, hence the name "smurf".
I have a 20-page paper due tomorrow so I'm gonna pop a smurf to focus better and get it done on time.
Pop a Smurf by 1nsultTo1njury November 20, 2016

Pop a Smurf 

“Ahh carol I’m about to pop a smurf

*nuts*

smurf sex 

when you fuck 'til you're blue in the face
dude, we had smurf sex until 3am!
smurf sex by baddoggy April 26, 2006
Guy 1: Dude, what have you been doing?
Guy 2:Oh, i was out back choking a smurf.
smurf by the charlie January 14, 2009

papa smurf 

The big cheese respect to the big man.
Yo, whats cracking pap smurf.

ey papa smurf don't be hatin.

papa [smurf] always keeps hes pimp hand strong.
papa smurf by Dum Dum knock you out February 16, 2009