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Simp

A guy or girl who ditches the lads or lasses for the hoes ( male or female)
That guy James he’s such a simp
by Fredski April 12, 2020
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Noun.

Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.
"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."

"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."
by Fuhrer Hund May 1, 2021
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A simp is someone who goes all out for pussy, and never stops snapchatting her.
''You know devin? He is such a simp''
by stopsimping2020 June 30, 2020
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Simp. A person who does anything including and not limited to, saying goodbye to their dignity, and their friends just so they might be able to have a chance at getting a partner. However most people specify that only males can simp. However you are so very wrong if you believe that hogwash May I direct you attention to Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on titan. She is the one of the biggest simps I’ve ever seen and I’m including Sanji from One Piece so there is no more reason to suggest only males can simp.
(Person 1: Hey Jim I took a look back and I completely disagree, Mikasa is a total simp

(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh

(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.
by Majoritymars5 July 12, 2020
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A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.
“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“
by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020
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when a man puts a girl above the boys/ lives by hoes before bros
Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he dogged the boys and went with her
by herbxl tea June 21, 2020
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An overly sympathetic being towards feelings and desires in which the energy isn’t reciprocated.

General Respect and common courtesy does’t necessarily relate to becoming a SIMP.
John leaves his work to bring Isabella lunch daily. He leaves her a note everyday telling her something he enjoys about her. Isabella pays the note little to no mind, and simply thanks him in a text. This alone motivates John to continuously keep bringing her lunch. Meanwhile, he is taking unnecessary breaks giving her attention and energy which isn’t being returned. John is a SIMP.
by Cxmb August 13, 2020
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