seattle sprinkle

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it around.

Dude, I just seattle sprinkled her room and now she wants me out

by Xippo June 7, 2024

Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.

I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel

by Afakename June 27, 2024

Seattle Stew

Seattle Stew is great tasting dish made from IKEA meatballs that have horse-meat in them. It could be eaten on the anniversary of the death of the famous racehorse called Seattle Slew out of either respect or disrespect.

Alternatively, if one opened a slaughterhouse for horses in Seattle, Washington, one could call stew containing horse meat Seattle stew.

I just ate some meatballs from IKEA and when I found out that I had done so I got to thinking about horses and then I remembered the legendary Seattle Slew. hence the name, Seattle Stew.

by Nickelman from the boonies. February 25, 2013

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016

seattle yodel

While licking someone's ass, one starts yodeling.

"Yo! Wanna Seattle Yodel the shit outta me?"

by Johnson Bisnaga August 21, 2019

Seattle Spaghetti

When you’re having sexual intercorse, the male throws up on the females boobs.

I gave that bad bitch the Seattle spaghetti, she smelt like ass the whole week

by Nickytra December 2, 2018

Seattle corndog

The act of having anal in Seattle while your mother-in-law is asleep in the same room.

How was your trip to Seattle with his family? Well, let's just say he slipped me the Seattle corndog & I haven't walked right since.

by Baileyb208 September 9, 2023