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Seattle

A kind, loyal, honest, shy, outgoing, and loving person. She is a very smart person and has a big heart. She is sensitive but also forgiving and never forgets. Seattle is a very rare name. Seattle is a very creative person and she loves to be loved. You have to treat her heart love, respect, and etc and she will return it back. P.S my name is also Seattle
Hey Seattle gurl
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly
Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"
by lusealdickman September 18, 2016
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Seattle Stew

Seattle Stew is great tasting dish made from IKEA meatballs that have horse-meat in them. It could be eaten on the anniversary of the death of the famous racehorse called Seattle Slew out of either respect or disrespect.

Alternatively, if one opened a slaughterhouse for horses in Seattle, Washington, one could call stew containing horse meat Seattle stew.
I just ate some meatballs from IKEA and when I found out that I had done so I got to thinking about horses and then I remembered the legendary Seattle Slew. hence the name, Seattle Stew.
by Nickelman from the boonies. February 25, 2013
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Seattle Seahawks

They suck. What else is there to say?
49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!
by jay gee January 19, 2023
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seattle stare

A defensive tactic for pedestrians in Seattle. Stare straight ahead, do not make eye contact. If someone speaks to you, keep walking.
The homeless man tried to beckon to the bearded hipster, but the hipster had his Seattle stare fixed on some indefinite object about 200 yards in the distance.
by RazorEm December 15, 2017
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Soviet City of Seattle

The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.

Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.

Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.

Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 12, 2018
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Seattle Sombrero

When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.
When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.
by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022
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