Screwed the Pooch

When you really screw up. Mess things up royally.

He screwed the pooch when he wrecked his truck.

by Georgia Rooster February 27, 2019

Free Screws

When you disassemble an appliance or mechanical apparatus, then re-assemble it but have screws left over.
Said appliance/apparatus is however, in fact, fully functional.

Genius: Hey man, just finished installing my new CPU in my laptop the other day.
Concerned Friend: Really? How'd you go?
Genius: Got some free screws, but otherwise good.

by Dodoextinct June 29, 2009

stripped screw

Naked crazy person

Oh man, that’s a stripped screw

by Thiccmanatee February 19, 2018

Screw-Fix

Code word for sex, when walking up to a stranger (prearranged) at the back of a Co-Op. Must get out IPhone, pretend to not understand directions and say screwfix in strangers ear. The recipient has to suck his own finger in his mouth and then rub it in other chaps ear.

I don’t understand your directions to Screw-Fix

by DirtyOxMan December 29, 2020

Jewduian Screw

To have been caught seriously manipulating or screwing over an individual(s) during a business transaction,and will now be dealt with fiercely,and accordingly.

Our cameras caught you loading an extra pallet of computer chips,that you did not purchase.Your about to get a Jewduian Screw,when the boss arrives.

by JeepsterMike May 12, 2018

screw ball

when a fat guy screws a tennis ball

give me the goods u green clit

by doug nowlan, February 22, 2003

screwing rasmis

Any devise that thrusts a screw into metal, wood or plastic.

Dude, can you hand me that screwing rasmis over there?

by bezel333 January 2, 2006