deja screw

When you know what is about to happen is not good, because it happended before and you feel it's about to happen again.

Friend 1:

"I think he will be faithful this time."

Friend 2:
"Wake up. You're about to get deja screwed."

by Karen Drummey December 6, 2009

Brittany Screw

A girl named Brittany who drinks a lot of screwdrivers & fucks random guys she meets at the bars!

Damn...I just got Brittany Screw!

by BrittanyScrews June 18, 2011

Coral Screw

(n) a dislodged finger stuck in a human anal cavity

the doctor located the coral screw which was causing a lot pain to the patient

by no one of purpose March 30, 2012

the marker screw you effect

A Marker failing a students coursework when the find the screw you effect quoted unnecessary or other smart ass terms.

Student X Coursework: "the results of the experiment may not be valid because of the the screw you effect"
Marker 1: What a douchebag FAIL
Marker 2: Student X clearly has not heard of the marker screw you effect

by angrypsycho May 13, 2010

BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw)

Any bitch that you like to screw, fornicate, or make loooooove to.

Man, that girl is my BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw).

by Barbara Neville September 29, 2015

mexican donkey screw

Your mother taking it up the butt from a large donkey.

That the hardest damn mexican donkey screw I've ever seen.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Tramp Screw

definition: 1.) Having sexual relations with a (Jersey) girl with a butt-spew tattoo after buying her 3 drinks. 2.)Middle-aged women sleeping with hobos and bridge dwellers by offering alcoholic beverages to entice fornication. 3.)Allowing oil company executives convince you to grant them billion dollar tax cuts just prior to raising gasoline prices to record levels. (see: assuming the position.)

1.) Man, I went out with this chick last night, but she was a total Tramp Screw. Never again! Friend: "Nice tattoo, huh?"
2.) Ruth: "Betty, I found a really interesting guy!" Betty: "Really, someone you met at work?" Ruth: "No, he's just a tramp screw I found at the Soup Kitchen - but fun anyway!"
3.) Dick Cheney: "What transpired behind closed doors with the Energy Task Force is of no interest to you, just merely a silly little tramp screw." George W: "Heh, heh, what he said..."

by Timothy Gilchrist August 31, 2008