Arkansas Saw Duster

When you chop a woman’s head off and then you anal rape her.

This girl kept insulting me. So I gave her the Arkansas Saw Duster.

by Jddnskkdhfsjksfnboakfaggotdjjd January 23, 2024

SAW

Stand Ass Wipe: A method of wiping your ass while standing as apposed to sitting and leaning forward. Part of the DAT's (dirty ass techniques). Traditionally, this method is reserved mostly for the wealthy or individuals who have their crevasse sanitized by others. Occasionally necessary when defecating in the absence of a proper toilet as in nature or if you refuse to sit on a toilet seat. Requires help or proper balance and flexibility, hence considered dirty by most individuals.

A recent survey showed that many generation z'ers (Gen-Z the generation after millenials) use this method. Unclear why, presumably due to their parents cleaning up after them longer than is necessary. This generation has also been known to eat tide pods. This method may become more popular as toilet seat covers become more scarce.

Not to be confused with the LAW technique (LAW Laying Ass Wipe- reserved for infants and the morbidly obese who can't reach)

"Are you still with your boyfriend"? "No- Uh, I saw him SAW. His mom must still wipe his behind. I ain't doing that for him".

Prince to the royal wipers: "I'm ready for my SAW now".

"I still have to SAW my kid, otherwise they smear it all over the seat".

"OH CRAP, I need to SAW- the toilet is overflowing"

by NoSitA There March 26, 2020

Dull saw

When an elderly woman removes her dentures before giving you the best blow job of your life.

I did some yard work for my grandma’s friend Nancy and she rewarded me with a dull saw

by Sfjack May 6, 2020

Liberace See-Saw

In the vein of docking for individuals lacking foreskin, the act of taping two penises together at the tip while leaning backwards with no hands.

Bruh, Parker and I Liberace See-Sawed so hard last night, we went through two rolls of tape!

by Turbosquat May 25, 2021

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Saw#5320

The funniest and obviously best staff in fourtle's server because they are so swag!
I wish I was like them....

Fourlte: Have you seen Saw#5320
Mememan: The best staff?
Fizzy: THEY ARE SO SWAG
Litrlly everyone: SAW IS EPIC
Warpy: saw is so cool...ewl.df,cm,vac, mfsv

by Ok and and May 6, 2021

mrr-mrr-saw

Oscillating Multi-cut off tool , electric jam saw .

Run to the truck and grab the mrr-mrr-saw real quick .

by Whitehead357 December 4, 2021