Liberace See-Saw

In the vein of docking for individuals lacking foreskin, the act of taping two penises together at the tip while leaning backwards with no hands.

Bruh, Parker and I Liberace See-Sawed so hard last night, we went through two rolls of tape!

by Turbosquat May 25, 2021

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

never saw me before

laughing off a mistake or something that made you look like a fool.

- Do you want to go out with me?
- Umm... I'm gay..
-Oh yeah hehe .... Never saw me before ;))

by loutroye February 21, 2017

Pass the drop saw

A secret phase commonly used on construction sites by lecherous tradesman when a pretty girl is strolling past the construction site.

A drop saw is far too heavy to ‘pass’ therefore when it is yelled out, the crew on site are made aware of a female presence.

Will - Boys! ‘Pass the drop saw’!

Jaicob - Oh boy! Be right there… Gee, ain’t she a beaut!

Will - Sure is! Every morning at 7.30am like clockwork, anyway back to work.

by Bootstrap Bill January 29, 2022

Saw the booty before the Beauty.

Having an intriguing demeanor that was not all it was cracked up to be but leads to quality of a person within.

Saw the Booty before the Beauty.

by anonymous February 7, 2022

Frying Saw

The woman clutches the penis in her mouth and grates her incisors on the mans penis so make a sawing action, the penis then eventually falls off and then the woman then puts it into the man’s mouth and they repeat until the penis is just then shlong. then fry it and eat it in a sandwich

“Goddamn she be doing Frying Saw on me all night cuz my dick too hard””

by DaRastaPasta February 18, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020