Russian Nutnick

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.
I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.
by Minksie February 18, 2010
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Russian Jump

when a male is having intercourse, their counter partner screams Russian Jump as the male ejaculates thrusting her body towards the male increasing the penetration. This may lead to the damage of male balls, however it is very effective.
"My girl tried the Russian Jump on me and now I don't think I can feel my balls anymore"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"
by January 19, 2021
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Russian Brisket

An alcoholic drink comprised of cheap vodka and bbq sauce -the cheaper the better
Joey was so drunk after we got Domino's that he walked in the music shop next door and did a Russian Brisket before being asked to leave.
by Russianbrisketman February 08, 2020
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Russian Swordfish

When you stick your dick through one ear and out the other
Dallas Threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother
by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019
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Russian Kid

We all o that one person that is obsessed with Russia finds it very on often named Emma. CANT figure out how to do simple math but is somehow in advance math
Emma is an idot also a Russian kid,
by CANADIAN KID124 April 28, 2021
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Russian Nutcracker

The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.
"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."
by Ball Bustin Bob December 26, 2015
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russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut
did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one
by i eat black babies May 05, 2022
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