Russian Nutnick

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.
I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.
by Minksie February 18, 2010
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Russian slinky

The act of putting your penis into someone's ass while they are on rollerskates
by Mak19993 November 18, 2020
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Russian Brisket

An alcoholic drink comprised of cheap vodka and bbq sauce -the cheaper the better
Joey was so drunk after we got Domino's that he walked in the music shop next door and did a Russian Brisket before being asked to leave.
by Russianbrisketman February 08, 2020
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Russian Kid

We all o that one person that is obsessed with Russia finds it very on often named Emma. CANT figure out how to do simple math but is somehow in advance math
Emma is an idot also a Russian kid,
by CANADIAN KID124 April 28, 2021
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Russian Swordfish

When you stick your dick through one ear and out the other
Dallas Threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother
by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019
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Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.
Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.
by tropical January 04, 2023
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russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut
did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one
by i eat black babies May 05, 2022
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