russian poops

the most poopiest log known to existince

OMG TOMMY HAD A RUSSIAN POOP! tommy;i have shit stain in muh pants yay russian poops

by b2byc2md3n March 17, 2022

russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo

Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.

by KinkyFlower123 June 8, 2016

Russian Swordfish

When you stick your dick through one ear and out the other

Dallas Threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

good russians

There is no good russians, good russians only dead russians.

With this rifle I'll make a lot of good russians.

by Malurnar July 13, 2023

Russian Quaker

Quaker oats with kahlua added to taste. See White Russian.

Yo, this russian quaker is part of a balanced breakfast.

by Zip117 January 14, 2009

Russian Kid

We all o that one person that is obsessed with Russia finds it very on often named Emma. CANT figure out how to do simple math but is somehow in advance math

Emma is an idot also a Russian kid,

by CANADIAN KID124 April 28, 2021

Russian Shower

The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.

It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.

by West Coast Urbanite February 5, 2021