Rod walloper

A man who “wallops his rod”

Did you hear the joke about the at rod walloper who his overwound self-winding watch?

by Naughty Daddy June 3, 2019

Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.

Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

slut rod

The form of birth control which is a small silicon rod inserted under the skin of the upper arm with an effectiveness rate of 99.9%. Rod yields the holder the power to act as a 'slut' without the consequences of conception.

Man: Are you on birth control?
Woman: Don't worry mate, I have a slut rod, do your worst!

by Arn13 July 30, 2017

la rod

fat man that play football

la rod is a boomer

by mr me 69 May 19, 2022

Power Rod

A dildo used to penatrate mens assholes

Dang i could use a power rod right now

by Power rod January 6, 2018

RAM rod

Usually a term used in construction to describe a carless huried job.

Ya that dude broke this window because he just fucking RAM rodded the shit.

by robnard May 23, 2016

Detroit Rod

Always the overachiever. His sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Ladies will Drop their panties. Master at fucking yo Bitch. People wish they could be
Detroit Rod!!!

Detroit Rod that nigga

by Goat 2x March 13, 2017