tom robbins

hippy author of the seventies and eighties known for extremely gratuitously blasphemous books that are completely out of touch with reality (i.e. every girl in the world is a horny lesbian slash bisexual)-which isn't necessarily a bad thing

Tom Robbins wrote Another Roadside Attraction (I highly recommend it)

by Hughbert Gerald Rection March 15, 2005

Robbed It

Overshot the table in beer pong

"Dammit, robbed it"

by TheSmilies January 19, 2010

happy robber

Coat your balls with tar, then stick them to the eyes of your victim. Pull away your balls from the face of the bitch, forcing their eyes to be stuck shut. The ho bag will look like a bandit with a tar mask. The tar that is sticking their eyes shut with force a grimace on their face so that it appears as if they are smiling. You rob them of their eye virginity and it appears as if they are happy.

I pressed my tar-soaked scrotum upon that cum guzzling ho bag's eye's like there was no tomorrow, forcing a happy robber.

by schlong master August 29, 2007

Casket-Robber

When somone dates another person who is older then they are.

Friend: Dude how is your girlfriend? Aren't you only 18?
Guy: Yeah, she's 21!!
Friend: Dude your a fucking Casket-Robber

by CabaltheWolf June 17, 2007

Cock Robbed

When taking a shot in foosball and the other player just gets back to his goalie and absolutley stones the shit out of you

MAN1:*Shoots the ball*
MAN2:*clears it off the goal line*
MAN1:AHHH I JUST GOT COCK ROBBED
MAN2:YA BITCH

by Cwaterton12 June 23, 2008

noah robbins

noah robbins's usually stalk thier prey like a flying cobra spider monkey tiger. However this is only because they like oreos. this dude will bust a cap real talk. HE may be white however he can whoop dat ass. basically he reps fbgm depot and fucks bitches and gets money

damn i better run noah robbins is after me

by sir fredrick diligence May 3, 2013

Dopamine Robber

Anybody from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)

Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)

-Riley: "Hey, I saw you a couple months ago and you were happy in an almost manic way. What happened?"

-Madison: "Yeah, I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."

-Riley: "That sucks."

-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."

by Victim of a Dopamine Robber February 18, 2008