Ripe for the fuckin

something or someone that's ready to be fucked

"that chick is smokin"
"your damn right she is shes ripe for the fuckin"

by Amanda . October 12, 2008

Ripped-cakes

Fucking stoned.

Hey dude, I'm ripped-cakes man.. ripped-cakes.

by bpaq April 9, 2011

rippedest cunt

A cunt that is ripped really bad.

And from that day forth he was to be known as the 'rippedest cunt'.

by arcofdoves August 24, 2011

Repedidosis

a disorder that causes you to say EXACTLY what somebody says after they say it

someone says a good joke... " and thats why asians are bad drivers!!!!!"
the person in the room that has repedidosis will repeat the exact words that were said without even realizing it... "and thats why asians are bad drivers hahahaha!!!"

it may get to be so bad that the person with the disorder will start to use accents with every repeat. or fluctuate the tone of there voice so they think they are saying something differently

by mr. shnitzle September 23, 2011

ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public

John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall

by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014

ripen my peach

Using exercise to firm and tone your ass so it resembles a ripe peach

I'm going to go to the gym tonight and ripen my peach.

by Lukard December 8, 2015

ripe cherry

A nice ass you see on a girl you like

Dam you see Ashley's ass that's a ripe cherry

by Thecatshouse May 17, 2016