retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight

Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm

by retard alarm March 28, 2016

retaliatory fart

A fart-bomb dropped in protest.

As he left the bar without getting served, hé ripped an aggressive retaliatory fart.

by m8us August 24, 2016

Retard circus

When a group of people are doing something dumb without regard to how stupid they look

"Stop throw kicking flipping bottles. You boys practicing for the retard circus?"

by MRAzang January 5, 2017

retard siren

When the retarded kids at school run around shouting shit that is incomprehensible and the staff don't care

Person 1: Well, there goes the retard siren again.

Person 2: Damn, that's the third time today.

by GoldeyLerks January 21, 2017

Retail Hack

The transformation of retail from a traditional brick and mortar transaction to one that is experiential. A 'retail hack' describes the way businesses are adapting and changing the way consumers interact with their brand and products. It may include more high touch experiences or blending the arts, entertainment, or culture into a trip to a physical store.

New York Sunshine is a company that is known for the retail hack. Through their work, they take the traditional retail model and "flip it upside down." As John “Sunshine” Margaritis of New York Sunshine said in Vogue, "I think a retail experience needs to be something you can’t experience online—you have to go to the store to interact with it.”

by Hausfrau Chic December 5, 2017

retard simulator

when someone is being such a retard they could have their own game, specifically simulating a retard

person 1 “is water wet”
person 2“retard simulator”

by ok.you.know.what January 16, 2018

retard love

when two particularly retarded individuals link up and become soul mates

we have a special kind of retard love <3

by hjiygiiuhhih May 9, 2018