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robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
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Roofers

A group of people who are crazy, not normal, or unusual. Plural Noun of roof. Usually refers to people who are going crazy and seem to be high.
Pudge: Did you see these people cogsworth, they are roofers.
Cogsworth: Oh I hate those roofers, they always seem to be on something.

M-dizzle: These roofers are running the academy K-dizzle.
A-dizzle: Well its not necessarily the roofers fault but Naa dai-dai's fault.
K-dizzle: I know M-dizzle, those roofers seem to be going bananas and the roofers population has increased in the past few weeks because naa dai-dai giving everyone a 10 on their report card for geometry.
by DomeMasterM1234 August 2, 2016
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Robertsdale

If you plan on incestful intercourses, then Robertsdale is right up your alley! Without shit to do except go to parties in every other city, these broke ass citizens just park in sonic or hangout in the Walmart parking lot. Full of whores and yee-yee miget dick, they drive around the city blaring their exaught to increase penis size and attract the easiest women in town. If you’re looking for cheap rent or women, then this “family friendly” location is the perfect place for you.
No one:

Robertsdale: Fuck Mexicans!
by arealmanwhodontcareatalllll March 11, 2019
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Clammy Robertson

(v.) When you put sand into a girl's vagina and fuck her until pearls come out.
Guy 1: Did you hear John pulled off the Clammy Robertson?
Guy 2: No I didn't.
Guy 3: It doesn't surprise me, he is one kinky fucker.
by The Man With the Clam May 27, 2011
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Rooben cube

like a rubik's cube but better. it talks to you and huggles you when you feel lonely! :D
Robert: Hey, I just got this Rooben cube today!
Jane: Omgz, its so fun to play wiff!!!
by Yammins March 6, 2007
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robera

2 words HUGE DICK! If you see a guy and his name is robera let him fuck you No Cap
he is black and his name is robera
by barramundi hassan March 11, 2021
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Oscar robertson

A basketball player that is very unknown yet could compete with MJ for the best basketball player of all time, he averaged a triple double (double digit points rebounds and assists) over his entire career, a very rare stat to find
"Man Oscar Robertson has to be the best player the Bucks franchise has ever seen, he was amazing"
by LTforMVP21 May 29, 2008
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