rod suit

A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries

Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.

by Funkurface July 2, 2021

Reliable Rod

The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB

Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod

by Los Muertos April 6, 2017

trash rod

Slang for the mosin-nagant bolt-action service rifle, often used by members of the gun comunity. The name came to be du to the heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)

John: Matt bought another mosin, still claims their better than other rifles.
Mark: Seriousley? another trash rod?

John: yea
Mark: someone needs to teach him what a good gun really is!

by Norwegain_dude2007 July 31, 2021

la rod

fat man that play football

la rod is a boomer

by mr me 69 May 19, 2022

Doot rod

A penis

Then I put my doot rod in her pussy.

by El duce of QBN July 23, 2016

Lower the Rod

The final step of reeling in the big one after appropriately teasing with your bait and tackle.
(Derived from the Sega Genesis game: Bass Fishing)

Bruno: Hey look at Ben with that redhead over there.
Riley: HEY BEN, LOWER THE ROD!!!

by xXxProBassChampion24xXx March 5, 2014

Blaze rodding

A sexual maneuver in which the man inserts gasoline into his urethra before sex, when he is about to finish, the male pulls out, takes out a lighter and sets his cum on fire, creating a sort of napalm that burns and scars the female

I gave that bitch a blaze rodding last night, I just hope the burn isn't infected

by I eat glass December 6, 2019