A relationslut is a person who is incapable of surviving life as a single. A relationslut is characterised by an over-willingness to settle for any lifeform with two legs and a pulse. They can often be located in cheap pubs and under damp bridges, dissecting what went wrong with the previous relationship. Habits include confiding in nearly every stranger who passes by, in hope of receiving an illuminating piece of advice that will instantaneously solve all self-created problems.
Did you hear about Ian's fifth girlfriend this year? It's not even cuff-season and he just got together with Nicole's sister. He's such a relationslut!
by iMoosker March 28, 2016
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Get the Relative Bitch mug.Feeling nostalgic, I decided to look at my old relationship swag, finding concert tickets, pics, coasters, seashells amongst many things and had me some shoe box love.
by Doozieoozie March 20, 2021
Get the Relationship Swag mug.A relationship that starts out great then goes south fast, often ends with an ex that causes a lot of drama after the break-up. Like eating a good food then getting gas from it.
"What happened, you two were great together!"
"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."
"He said he wanted to see other people, then started a bunch of drama when I did. I thought he was the one, but it turned out to be another flatulent relationship."
by Gems87 October 18, 2008
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Get the Elbow relation mug.A romantic relationship that is like a Sharpie: it starts out fine and then it dries out and dies, like a marker would during use. Normally, these relationships do not last long, but some can go on for years until they go flat and stop.
Heartbroken Girl: Why did he leave me? We had so much for each other! I'll never be loved again! *girl sobs deeply*
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
Friend: Don't worry, kid. It was a total Sharpie relationship. He was cheating on you with another gal. It would have died out anyway like most flings do.
by ASDFgirlz23 May 10, 2012
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Guy 2: " It's just Trip Relationship Stigma you're just lonely."
Guy 2: " It's just Trip Relationship Stigma you're just lonely."
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