When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls
Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.
by Steven S Smith September 19, 2012
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Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.
Example 2:
Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!
by nypaliguy January 21, 2010
Get the ass patting mug.a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.
-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.
-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016
Get the petting both sides of the cat mug.1: "Yo homes what'd you do when you left with that gal?"
2: "You know I was puttin' the meat down on that bitch."
1: "Word."
2: "You know I was puttin' the meat down on that bitch."
1: "Word."
by just_jem February 5, 2018
Get the Puttin' the meat down mug.When one (usually a male) dresses up to go out looking suave and devinare (not a shirt and sum slacks i mean---- shoes shined, pants pressed, shirt iron, clean socks jacket and a hat
Yo, i got this new girl, she so up class its a bitch cuz i gotta put on the ritz for her, but as long as i get her sweet ass.
by alchemist metalhead January 1, 2005
Get the puttin on the ritz mug.Another word for a slut or a prostitute.
This word is yet unknown to many so it is used like a codename in the hope that the girl doesn't know that she is being called a slut.
This word is yet unknown to many so it is used like a codename in the hope that the girl doesn't know that she is being called a slut.
Friend 1: Omg that girl is a punting lolly
Friend 2: YEAH LOL
Girl: *Thinks* huh what does that mean? :S
Friend 2: YEAH LOL
Girl: *Thinks* huh what does that mean? :S
by Knowitalllll March 26, 2013
Get the Punting Lolly mug.The act of passionately groping a lover or potential lover. Usually (keep your fingers crossed) a precursor to sex.
by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008
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