Punching the pastrami

Punching the pastrami refers to the act of masturbation for anyone with a vagina, due to the fact that some labia appear similar to certain types of lunch meat.

The vagina bearer's equivalent to "beating one's meat."

Thought to be used first by indie musician Morgueanne di Monica, though she claims there may have been someone before her to use it. She explains that the thought for the term "punching the pastrami" came from a quote from the movie "A Million Ways To Die In The West," where the character Eddie describes a vagina as looking like "a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."

Sorry I didn't call you back right away, I was punching the pastrami.

Dude, you'll be fine. Just go home, take a bubble bath, punch some pastrami, and sleep it off. You'll feel better in the morning. I promise.

by raidersofthelostslang October 12, 2017

muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016

Punch a Curse

Having two alcoholic drinks at lunch.

I want to punch a curse today at lunch.

by jack strait July 27, 2017

Box punch

To get punched in the pussy.

I'm gonna box punch that stupid bitch.

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

cornhole punch

When u ram it in from 27 feet!

Did u hear what happened to steve? Jared cornhole punched him through a window

by Jhox September 21, 2018

Doon Punch

to walk up on a nigga and not say shit but start swinging

“If that nigga keep talking imma hit him wit a Doon Punch”

by purpnga October 4, 2023

hunch punch

drink that is a mixture of mountain dew, kool-aid, and ever clear. it tastes amazing and you cant taste the alcohol at all.

After she drank one cup of hunch punch she was trashed.

by chelsea07 January 2, 2009