pulled a joe

the definition of pulled a joe is when you tell a opp your ganna shoot there house up and get the feds called on you

yoo fam that kid just pulled a joe

by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

Pull off a G-Men

Divert an otherwise serious conversation into a series of mindless gibberish.

“I feel like I’m worthless and that I’m wasting my life, you know what I mean?”
“Yeah, especially if you know that pig orgasms can last up to 30 minutes.”
“Dude this is not the time to Pull Off a G-Men!”

by Energia!!! October 21, 2021

Pull a sayori

To pull a sayori means to commit suicide because in the game DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club) A character named Say or I is struggling with depression which makes her kill herself, thus, making the phrase "Pull (ing) a Say or I" <3

I'm gonna pull a Sayori if she doesn't give me my phone back
Girl shut up

by Hatsumemikuuu January 1, 2022

Pulled a Putin

To attempt something and totally fuck up, resulting in unanticipated, negative outcomes wildly beyond the immediate blast radius.

To believe one’s own bullshit for so long that one develops dangerous/foolish confidence, takes action, and spectacularly fails, devastating millions of people.

Uncle Vlad pulled a Putin by thinking he’d easily seize Ukraine, leading to the complete collapse of his country’s economy, the death of thousands of Russian soldiers, increased NATO spending, and the loss of his honorary Judo belt.

Ashli Babbitt pulled a Putin thinking she’d roll to D.C. and “protect” the Constitution on January 6th, 2021 — Biden was certified as President, she ended up getting shot in the chest, and the effort was declared a domestic terrorism event.

by Chad Zelenskyy March 2, 2022

Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.

"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."

by smoolio April 2, 2022

pulled a prigozhin

- to entertain the entire world for less than a day.

- to promise huge yet underdeliver.

the wagners sure pulled a prigozhin short of moscow.
yeah, but it was sooo entertaining while it lasted.

by fbjexshbnu tree cshgg June 24, 2023

crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.

Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008