Puke tired

When you’re so tired that you need to puke- you’re not sick, go to sleep.

Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!

by Blobfishunicorn December 2, 2019

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pukalei

the most sweetest girl on the planet, Pukalei's are mostly Hawaiian with tan skin and has really long dark brown hair. she very beautiful in every way, she's that type of friend that will sit down and cry with you when you cry,if I where you I would not betray a girl like her because she is loyal, smart,cute,kind,caring and a lot more.she has a hydro flask and ALL the scrunchies......like a visco girl, but she said she is not one tho.just to say if you meet a Pukalei treat her loyal like a queen cause SHE IS ONE!!!!!!

BOY:damn, who is that?
issac:oh her, that's pukalei

BOY:man she hella fine bro!!!!!

by bukugo_hasangerissues December 7, 2019

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Puke-Dick & Shit

So one night you’re laying in bed and your stomach starts to hurt. So you go to the bathroom to drop a dook. You start pumpin out some snickers but then you realize you gotta puke. With your b-hole all greased up, you’re hesitant to get off the shitter. Before you can even make any decision, your throat sphincter gives in and releases your intestine goo. Reacting quickly, you aim down at the toilet you are still sitting on... and now you have a puke dick. Nice goin a-hole.

Miguel Cumbrera: Yo amigo. How you handling the quarantino?

Antonio Bonederas: Mi Hermano it’s not going so bueno. Last night I went to drop some snickers in the punch bowl, and I ended up with puke-dick & shit too. At least I can’t go anywhere, so my chicas at the club won’t know.

Miguel Cumbrera: Hombre that’s some gnarly mierda you got there. You and me should get together tomorrow for drinks. How about some Coronas?

by Stoney69 March 24, 2020

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Pukar

This guy is some peng, sharp jawline, good at all sports, also games.
He’s a comedian with a shit sense of humour.
Also will roast the shit out of you if you piss him off.

Dam look he’s so good at sports must be a Pukar
Whos that sexy mf, oh it’s Pukar.

by asian with slant eyes October 4, 2020

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