Pooper Pants

When someone smells strongly of shit, farts, or assholes, you call them a "Pooper Pants"

Dave the Dirt: Howdy y'all
Fred: Woah Dave, you smell like shit!
Joe: You're a Pooper Pants

by lolnoonelikesmesinceismell October 19, 2008

Harry Pooper

When the female is lying naked on her back and the male riding a broomstick charges into her, shoving the broom up her butt while screaming "FOR GRYFFINDOR!"

Example 1: I gave my girl a Harry Pooper once and now anytime she hears the Harry Potter theme music she clenches up while yelling “No Hagrid, NO!

Example 2: I refused to tell my boyfriend that "he’s a wizard" during sex so while I was sleeping he gave me a Harry Pooper...I still have splinters.

by CharmingDanger June 15, 2018

Snarfing the pooper

The earnest tongue bathing of one's own brownie hopper.

"The cat stopped in the middle of what he was doing to snarf his pooper."

"There are very few careers for which 'snarfing the pooper' would be beneficial to your resume."

by SnarfPooper August 13, 2014

Work Pooper

A person who poops at work and stinks up the bathroom.

All the employees hated kristen, because she was a work pooper.

by Fresh Air Natzi October 19, 2007

The Hamper Pooper

The Nickname for former Green Bay Packer RB Najeh Davenport. He was given the name after breaking into a university dormitory and defecating in his ex girlfriends Hamper in her closet.

The Hamper Pooper rushed for 116 yards and 2 TD's and celebrated by dropping a duke in the locker room Hamper

by Dirty Honkey July 4, 2008

Stick it in her pooper

The answer to all questions

Guy 1: What's 4x4?
Guy 2: Stick it in her pooper.
Guy 1: okay thanks

by French1369 September 15, 2010

fat pooper

The posterior side of an attractive female. An ass of extraordinary quality. Big, round and most times heart shaped. Often found on nice gals. Not to be mistaken for a "fat ass".

Oh my, look at Lindsey! Her jeans look painted on. She's got one fat pooper!

by Fk yeah April 28, 2011