champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018

Bladder control problem

jake daniels pissed all over my floor one night cause he cant hold in his piss

jake daniels

by Danny Edwards March 23, 2003

Tomorrow Problem

Why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major GPA/future-dependent assignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading

Most common in College settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical B-

Bro: $1-U-call it night! Im coming over. Tequila or 30rack?

Bro 2: We got that Marketing presentation tomorrow bro. I haven't even looked at the rubric.

Bro: Fuck it, that's a tomorrow problem.

Bro 2: ...tequila it is.

by Kraks May 5, 2011

staring problem

random people, normally old people, who stare at you in public for whatever reason

me: damn, this freak won’t stop glaring at me. I guess they have a staring problem.

by short ass mf July 13, 2022

problem space

The nebulous region between the aft portion of the anus and the hind privities. See taint, gouch.

I've had much difficulty defining my problem space...that area between my scrotum and rectum

by uncle__dank June 4, 2004

problemation

a blend of problem and solution.
an easily fixed problem, one that has a quick solution.

prawb-le-may-shun

Person 1: I have a problem! My computer won't turn on!
Person 2: No, that's just a problemation. It just needs to be plugged in!

by golikefire June 7, 2009

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