Premature freakulation

When one freaks out on somoene too early. Usually about something stupid. Most of the time they don't have all the facts and jump to conclusions, assuming the worst.

"Wow. He freaked on you. For nothing."
" Yea, that's some premature freakulation"

by Mc May May July 24, 2009

ski-premacist

A skiier who thinks they are superior to snowboarders simply because they ski. This attitude is usually found in WASP-y New Englanders decked out in Bogner.

Nothing worse than a ski-premacist when you're trying to enjoy a day on the slopes, bro.

by j3ssme0w January 3, 2010

Premake

Re-imagining a popular modern-day film as if it were filmed in the past. Created and popularized by youtube user "whoiseyevan".

I didn't know Ghostbusters was created in the 50s.

No, dude. It wasn't. You're thinking about the premake.

by Beaglejuice October 5, 2009

Premature Ejaculantern

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

by JC63 December 9, 2010

Preemptive Strike

The act of taking a shit before going to an event, in anticipation of not having to hold it in uncomfortably for the next few hours otherwise.

"Hey man, you wanna hit up the clubs?"

"I'm gonna take a preemptive strike, then let's hit it."

by Jimothy The 2nd October 16, 2011

pregmatic

A very rare creature, a pregmatic woman is pregnant, however she can plan the birth of her baby and beyond from a practical perspective, rather than the usual hormonal emotional turmoil.

Midwife 1: Did you hear... Dierdre is planning to give birth on the day of her exam finals!

Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.

by Kez 4 Prez July 16, 2014

preemies

One, or a group of almost or barely teenage girls.

The girls at the Avril Lavigne concert were all preemies.

by Ryan Dyck February 2, 2006