After a long period without sexual contact, a male's willingness to have sex with anything that moves (or doesn't).
by vagsurfer March 21, 2009

by Jenny S. October 16, 2008

City on the West Gulf Coast full of retirees, crackheads, and weirdos. New Port Richey is full of hillbillies and dirty shacks. People don't mow their lawns, rednecks everywhere, high housing prices, and no jobs. This is home to some of the worst drivers in the world. Also known as "New Port Nasty" and "New Port Nowhere." This place is full of scrub hillbillies.
New Port Richey is full of hillbillies, white-trash, gangster wannabees, no decent paying jobs, and kids with no education who can't read.
by Ken Burr September 30, 2006

New Port Richey is a boring place where the only thing to do is to be bored and drive your crappy car around. There is only one rich family, the Mitchell's, in the whole place and the High School, J.W. Mitchell HS is named after them. The nick name we gave it is New Port Nowhere.
me: i'm bored...lets go and find something to do.
friend: damn it i forgot that i lived in New Port Nowhere.
friend: damn it i forgot that i lived in New Port Nowhere.
by fsutromboner October 18, 2004

It's when a construction worker takes a banana into a port-a-potty, dips it in the shit, jacks off on it due to the aroma, and then deep throats it.
by anonymous September 15, 2020

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by BBTV April 18, 2009
