Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
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Porch Panda

During the match of a PUBG or Fortnite game the word you would use to describe the black avatar that kills you and takes your shit....
Dude that "Porch Panda" just fucking killed me with c4 what a fucking twat
by OGPORCHPANDA July 07, 2018
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Jeremiah/Porch Monkey

He has a large head he’s a bitch
hey look! Its that bitchass monkey
Jeremiah/Porch Monkey
by Dayummateyouup December 03, 2021
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iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.
by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 15, 2017
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Back Porched

Making a place to chill out in the back of your parked wagon or hatchback by opening the back and folding the seats forward.
"We drove across the river and back porched for last night's sunset."
by Steve Capstick June 26, 2006
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The front porch

While someone is laying on the ground you put a belt around their neck and then pull the belt forcing their face into your dick
I gave Jessy a the front porch the other weekend
by Freaky porch September 30, 2024
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Porch swing angel

A chick who digs anal.
Margaret let me do her up the ass last night. She really loved it. She is a true porch swing angel.
by ImD-licious May 31, 2023
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