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Poon Pounder

A man who repeatedly gets ass like its his fuckin job. he goes hard on the poon. (poon=vagina). A man who is a poon pounder is respected by all around him and can basically do whatever he wants with any girl he wants.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you hear about Chris and Jude at that party last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I heard they got ass from at least 3 different girls a piece."

Guy 1: "Those guys are true poon pounders."

Guy 2: "They are my idols. I can only dream to get as many girls as those guys."
by poonpounder13 May 6, 2011
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poon-tang

Im bout to stick my toes up my sister's poon-tang!
by theJeremiah July 16, 2005
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Poon Jabbi

A person of Indian decent that persuades women that he is Sicilian or Italian so that he can perform illicit acts on their most private of areas.
My friend Kumar met up with some girls in Back Bay to get a little Poon Jabbi action.
by Erik Cuttingham September 1, 2006
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poon slap

the act of pulling out a semi hard dong out of a vagina and then slapping the girl in the side of the face with your sloppy dong.
"Hey, you suck at doing my dong!! Its time for a poon slap biatch"

Bitch isn't performing.
Time for a poon slap.
by Diggity Doctor May 30, 2007
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Poon Panda

A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.
Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.

Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.
by Mighty Ducks June 7, 2005
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Poon Head

Someone who is going to remain a virgin their entire life, or become a nun.
She's going to be a poon head.
by Carinasan July 7, 2008
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poon dip

A sexual act where the male inserts and quickly withdraws his penis from the female's vagina and proceeds to shove it in her mouth.
He quickly dips his dick into her poon, then puts it in her mouth, imitating fun dip.
Guy: I want to try something new.
Girl: Okay. :D *opens legs*
Guy: *dips in dick* *puts dick into her mouth*
Girl: *chokes* OMG WHAT?!
Guy: HAHA! POON DIP!

Guy 1: Yo, you fucking poon dip.
Guy 2: What?...
Guy 1: Oh...like when I put my dick into your girls mouth after I fucked her. Sweet, yet salty.
by Seymoure Asses November 2, 2011
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