planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .
I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “
by heartlandhorse February 24, 2023
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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."
Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about
by lonkischinese October 03, 2022
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Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.
Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.
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captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"
Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!
by Applesauce0917 April 05, 2020
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Planet Destroyer

I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!
by The Freshman King February 24, 2025
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