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spanish pizza

filling the ass of your victim with slices of pepperoni, spanking it until its red and sore then sucking out the pepperoni
Dude: she told me to give her a spanish pizza so i loaded her ass with pepproni

Dude 2: holy shit i wish i could give her a spanish pizza
by Pizza_Dono April 3, 2017
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Pizza Shins

The appearance of one's legs, having fallen from a skateboard or bike onto tarmac.
"Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."
by Debagio74 September 10, 2022
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Pizza Cake

A pizza cake is basically a crepe cake, but instead of crepe, it's pizza
Hey Louie, have you tried pizza cake before? It's so good!
by lowkeyToxicity February 14, 2019
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pizza favoritism

The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.

A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend

was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it

and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
by Angry old white man January 15, 2014
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pizza poisoning

Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.
I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.
by shomaster October 16, 2007
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Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.
I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.
by jjm-uwf September 27, 2008
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Pizza in the mud

The phrase or words used to describe a person with bad facial acne eating out an ass

A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.
"Damn man, last night was great! I was like a pizza in the mud!"

Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"
by Pierceduppinky January 27, 2015
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