Pitchfork

Abbreviation for www.pitchforkmedia.com, the best indie music site on the internet.

I almost bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I read the Pitchfork review and found out how shitty it is.

by asketchykid June 23, 2003

Pitchazzz

an alternate spelling of the word "pitcures" used by cool people who have a lot of friends. Usually used in profiles and away messages to announce the addition of new photos on a myspace, facebook, or website.

NeW pItChAzZz Of MaH AwEsOmE NeW fRiEnDzzzz!!!!!!!

by Babar B February 15, 2007

pitchforked

When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.

Ingrid: How'd lunch go at Sam's.
Ella: I was pitchforked. I don't want to talk about it.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010

catching & pitching

In a homosexual relationship: pitching is when one partner comes on to the other. The catcher is the partner who receives the seduction

Hey! I'm pitching, I get to choose what hole I put it in. Don't you understand catching & pitching?

by BabybleuParker November 25, 2013

Ritu Pitu

A child predator that prefers girls that are younger or older than him.

“Watch out Ritu Pitu likes your cousin thats younger than him”

by BenDover69142 November 3, 2021

Pithy

A broken harmonic

This definition was updated from previous version of the word during the 90's, when many words were given alternate meanings

SNAP.

"Oh, what a pithy!"

by thiscantbereallife May 11, 2013

Pitch a tent

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

by Word Smyth 101 January 6, 2014