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celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.
It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.
by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011
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ass pity

This word can be used for just about anything. Do not try to make sense out of it.
Mama pags said it once and everyone has been using it ever since.
"oooh look at that dog"
"looks like an ass pity to me"

"Pick up your ass pity and get out of here"

"What an ass pity"
by katieandginger January 31, 2005
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pisty

Having to take a piss.
Lindsay, im hungry, thirsty, and pisty!
by shrimpbasket September 28, 2006
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Pity wank

When you'r ex cannot stop thinking about you when they wank, then say something along the lines of 'I only liked you out of pity'
Sarcastic term used to show the stupidity of a person degrading you when they obviously still wank over you.
'Oh, yeah, cos people always pity wank'

'Ugh, shes ugly...but I would give her a pity wank'

'He sent me a letter saying he wanks over me, but when I called him said he only liked me out of pity...Im obvs just a pity wank porn star'
by OwlToesX February 25, 2010
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pinty

The pinty man could not accept that the word he used in Scrabble was incorrect.
by Erik Peterson November 26, 2003
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pitty

"I brother's pitty shredded my shoes to shit."
by Diego September 3, 2003
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pippy

A term used to describe an individual who refuses to attend group outings, hang out, or submit to peer pressure.

alternative spelling: pippie
Friend1: "You going to come to the party tonight?"

Friend2: "No I'm pretty tired. Worked too hard this week"

Friend1:"Come out you pippy!"
by Katie Browne June 28, 2006
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